hamsters and airplanes

I made an airplane.  Want to see what it does?  It won't go very far so it's fine to play with it inside.  Want to see what all it does?  Watch this hamster.

We need to make Polly an airplane.  And now some hamsters dancing (caution some robots shooting at the beginning of the video).

Everybody gonna have a good time.

squirrels in my pants

I like big squirrels that lie.
Other six year old's can't deny.
When a squirrel walks in with a fuzzy wuzzy rump and pecans in their cheeks.
I just jump.

Then they water ski:

Then they are in your pants:

Then they eat your sandwich:

The end.

boinga boinga boinga yeah!

American Bullfrogs (sing it now)!

I caught one at the lake.  My friend's mom told me where an American Bullfrog was and I caught it.  And then I kissed it.  He didn't turn into a prince!  Or a princess!! I put it in a bucket and brought across the lake and then it didn't feel good.  So I gave it a stick.  Then it still didn't feel good so I let it go.  He hopped under a tree.

He felt smooth and he gripped my fingers with his little froggy hands.  And he went home to his family. And I was sad.  This is what he would have looked like when he was a tadpole.

Next year I'm going to find him.  And I'm going to take him on a boat ride, in a speed boat. If I get one.

Pictures are from here and here.

wait ... barracudas

How about we Google it!?!  (that's a pattern).  Now the one with the teeth:

We looked at this Wikipedia article and learned they can be 6 feet long.  If they catch prey, they will eat it. They can swim 27 mph! Don't wear shiny things where barracudas live.  Why? Because, they will attack you.

What about the blood thing?  If sharks do it, I guess barracuda do, too.  Now a joke about barracudas.  Why are barracudas large?  Because, they need room for fish.  Let's go back.

Why did the barracuda cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Pictures are from here and here.

about buffalo

How heavy are buffalo? They can grow up to over 2,000 pounds.  Do they harm people? People harm them more than they harm people.  What do they eat? Probably lots and lots of grass.

I like this video: Guy on a Buffalo

I like all four episodes.  Makes you wonder, are buffalo nocturnal?  They are not.

Picture and information from this Wikipedia article.

all about gerbils

I am writing about gerbils because I have my own pet gerbil. My gerbil's name is Polly. Gerbils eat corn and sunflower seeds.



Polly is an American gerbil even though her species is from Mongolia.  She can climb on top of her wheel and she likes to eat toilet paper rolls.  She makes bedding out of them, too.

They will be nice to you if you give them their favorite tiny house, like Polly's acorn house.  She loves that thing.  We bought the last one so it would make her feel at home.

what about everything

I am writing this blog because most 6 year olds do not get it. My blog is going to have jokes and nonfiction and pictures of anything that I ever took a picture of.  First thing, I play a game called now I go get my camera.