hamsters and airplanes

I made an airplane.  Want to see what it does?  It won't go very far so it's fine to play with it inside.  Want to see what all it does?  Watch this hamster.

We need to make Polly an airplane.  And now some hamsters dancing (caution some robots shooting at the beginning of the video).

Everybody gonna have a good time.

squirrels in my pants

I like big squirrels that lie.
Other six year old's can't deny.
When a squirrel walks in with a fuzzy wuzzy rump and pecans in their cheeks.
I just jump.

Then they water ski:

Then they are in your pants:

Then they eat your sandwich:

The end.

boinga boinga boinga yeah!

American Bullfrogs (sing it now)!

I caught one at the lake.  My friend's mom told me where an American Bullfrog was and I caught it.  And then I kissed it.  He didn't turn into a prince!  Or a princess!! I put it in a bucket and brought across the lake and then it didn't feel good.  So I gave it a stick.  Then it still didn't feel good so I let it go.  He hopped under a tree.

He felt smooth and he gripped my fingers with his little froggy hands.  And he went home to his family. And I was sad.  This is what he would have looked like when he was a tadpole.

Next year I'm going to find him.  And I'm going to take him on a boat ride, in a speed boat. If I get one.

Pictures are from here and here.

wait ... barracudas

How about we Google it!?!  (that's a pattern).  Now the one with the teeth:

We looked at this Wikipedia article and learned they can be 6 feet long.  If they catch prey, they will eat it. They can swim 27 mph! Don't wear shiny things where barracudas live.  Why? Because, they will attack you.

What about the blood thing?  If sharks do it, I guess barracuda do, too.  Now a joke about barracudas.  Why are barracudas large?  Because, they need room for fish.  Let's go back.

Why did the barracuda cross the road?
To get to the other tide.

Pictures are from here and here.